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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Am I a Jinx?

I happen to mention Gary Coleman in my blog the other day and now he is in the hospital. I also mentioned David Hasselhoff and now he is quitting his show. Wassup with that?

So beware Luis, I keep mentioning you, and it always happens in threes......

On the plus side, David Hasselhoff Potatoes have a request in, so follow the link. These are not exactly what I had, Michelle tweeks the recipe as needed, but it'll be close.

On the other comment made by the same person in Massachusetts, I was in a film by Judy Trudell called "ManFast" about a group of women who fast from men for a project for 90 days. When a millionaire man finds out he offers a million dollars to the first man to break the fast. I got to be in a scene with Erin Gray, my childhood crush, and even 20 years later she still has some sexy legs (shhhh). Anywho... where was I.... um... oh yeah... So the movie was in limited release and then went to DVD, but I was never able to get a copy. I tried for years to obtain a copy, but was unsuccessful. I finally found an article about it having been purchased by Adam and Eve (a porn distributor) and started to wonder about the film I was in. Needless to say it was a great icebreaker. "Hey did you know I was in a porn?" Anyways, still couldn't get a copy, but then I found on IMDB.com that it was distributed in the US as "Holding Out" and was available on Netflix. So I put it at the top of my queue. When it arrived I got out the cherries and whipped cream and then was thoroughly disappointed by the A: horrible acting, 2: bad script, III: the fact that I look like a total goofball, four: it was not even close to what I expected, and to top it off, the people on the cover of the CD don't even appear in the film. The whipped cream melted, unused and the cherries were eaten by the cat. Now I don't even have an opening line for an icebreaker anymore, "Hey did you know I was in a low-budget indy chick flick with a badly written script and terrible acting?" I can see the people rolling their eyes now.

Anyways, back to photography. Did you know I shoot photos? Bet you can't tell by the subjects I talk about in my blog. I bet the fact I wrote the word "porn" means I get about a hundred hits tonight. Hopefully they will be bored looking at the David Hasselhoff photo in the last post and click on some ads.

Last subject of the night, thought I would at least mention something photo related. Jeanell Norvell is a photographer over on iStock who has some tremendous ideas when it comes to photos. She is an inspirational person, too. She started running 5 kilometers a day using a app that posted on facebook about her progress. I was so inspired I decided I wanted to run 5K a day, too. But you know me... (lazy)... so I watched as she trained for the 5K, and the closest I came to running is when my potholder caught fire. Her husband is also a talent, he can fold paper. I know this sounds like a kindergarten talent, but if you saw the amazing things he can make with a piece of paper, it'd blow your mind.

Ok, time for bed. I am guessing, and I am probably going to be pretty correct, that tomorrow's blog will be a late one too. So, until tomorrow evening.... here's Erin Gray....


1 comment:

Luis Santos said...

ahahah no way! I won't stay out of bed this weekend lol

cheers